爱情幽默句子(精选21句)

1、I feel lucky for my future boyfriend to have such a lovely little friend.

2、It's over. I can carry rice bags and gas cans, but I can't help missing you.

3、你最近是不是胖了，我为什么感觉你在我心中的分量越来越重了。

4、我不想撞南墙了，我想撞小姐姐的心墙。

5、If you miss me, hold the air. After all, I'm lovely everywhere.

6、I want to live in your heart. There's no neighborhood.

7、If I don't smash your lamp, how can I kiss you in the dark.

8、Are you fat recently? Why do I feel that you are more and more important in my heart.

9、I can't help sending brain waves to the universe that miss you.

10、喜欢我这件事，千万不要半途而废。

11、完了，扛得动米袋子，扛得动煤气罐子的我，有点扛不住想你了。

12、I must have eaten too much salt, otherwise I always miss you.

13、我觉得你像一本书，因为我想念你。

14、想住进你的心里，没有邻居的那种。

15、别追公交车了，追我吧，我跑得慢，还有点可爱。

16、真为我未来的男朋友感到幸运，得到我这么可爱的小朋友。

17、I think you are like a book, because I miss you.

18、You like me. Don't give up halfway.

19、不砸了你家的灯，我怎么趁黑偷亲你。

20、想我就抱抱空气，毕竟可爱的我无处不在。

21、Don't run after the bus. Run after me. I'm slow and a little cute.