爱美的幽默句子(精选21句)

1、Justice can be late. Why can't I be late for school.

2、I want to be a sweet and glutinous cat, which pours in your arms to play coquettish.

3、Since life knocked me down, I found it very comfortable to lie down!

4、It's better to pay me a lot of money than to care about me like this.

5、I just wrote my homework for five minutes and my cell phone got jealous, so I coaxed it for two hours.

6、It's hard to drink eight glasses of water every day, but to drink eight cups of milk tea, I just need you to say: I invite you.

7、The sun asks you to tan my parents' hair, not me.

8、自从生活把我击倒，我才发现躺着真舒服啊！

9、Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in the world. I threw a math book on his face.

10、每天喝八杯水很难，但是喝八杯奶茶，只需要你一句：我请你。

11、有一个女孩最近胖了，但是她很可爱很善良，那她今天可以吃火锅吗？

12、爱美之心，人皆有之，你不爱我，你不是人。

13、没能遇见你，小裙子都觉得怀才不遇。

14、Why do I have to stomp twice when I fight, because I want to tell you that you are a brother.

15、与其这样嘘寒问暖，不如打笔巨款。

16、帮我给桃花打个电话，问他啥时候来？

17、有人告诉我，这世界上没有比爱情更复杂的东西了，我一本数学书摔在他脸上。

18、There is a girl recently fat, but she is very lovely very kind, then she can eat hot pot today?

19、一年四季都在困，只有躺床上最清醒。

20、我刚写了五分钟作业，手机吃醋了，于是我哄了它两个小时。

21、想做一只甜糯的猫，一言不合就扑倒在你怀里撒娇。